Top 10 Reasons to Vote for Chuck Norris for President

I am a little disenchanted with the election this year. I have never bought into the "lesser of two evils" argument that so many seem to readily accept and even advocate. That is why I am going to use my vote as wisely as possible and vote for Chuck Norris. You may think that seems a little radical or crazy, but you won't feel that way after you read my top ten personal reasons that I will be voting for Chuck Norris come this November. Let's start a revolution. Vote for Chuck Norris:

10) Chuck Norris' isn't afraid of weapons of mass destruction. Chuck Norris is a weapon of mass destruction.
9) Chuck Norris is pro-choice - make the choice to get an abortion and he will make the choice to give you a roundhouse kick to the face.
8) Chuck Norris supports the death penalty and enforces it with his fists on a regular basis.
7) The energy crisis would be over - Chuck can power his car for days on a pint of his own urine.
6) Chuck Norris' foreign policy is simple and cost effective. That's because Chuck could easily kick the head off of any foreign leader with one roundhouse kick to the face.
5) Chuck Norris believes in the right to carry concealed weapons. After all, he does everyday just by wearing pants.
4) Chuck Norris doesn't believe that evolution should be taught in schools. That's because natural selection is predicated upon which living creatures Chuck decides to let live.
3) If Chuck Norris were elected president, we could immediately withdraw all of our troops and send Chuck to the middle east to end the war with a few roundhouse kicks to the face.
2) Chuck Norris doesn't need a running mate. His shadow is smarter, quicker, and better looking than Joe Biden or Sarah Palin.
1) John McCain is old. Chuck Norris doesn't get older, he just gets stronger.